Allora oggi . . . the conversation focused on Italian showers.  Any one who has travelled in Europe and in particular Italy, knows how small the showers are.  During a recent conversation about the size of our shower I shared with my life partner/spouse that the shower was so small I have to open the shower door to bend over and pick up my shampoo.  Spouse response:  I would just not install the bidet so the shower could be bigger.  My response: ohhh that’s so American-centric the whole world uses bidets with the exception of Americans.  It doesn’t make sense to eliminate the bidets from Europeans bathrooms.  Spouse response: is that why Americans invented easy wipes?  My response: laughing – of course that is why there are easy wipes, American aren’t doing anything unless it is easy.   Restate sintonizzati . . .