Allora oggi . . . the conversation focused on Italian showers. Any one who has travelled in Europe and in particular Italy, knows how small the showers are. During a recent conversation about the size of our shower I shared with my life partner/spouse that the shower was so small I have to open the shower door to bend over and pick up my shampoo. Spouse response: I would just not install the bidet so the shower could be bigger. My response: ohhh that’s so American-centric the whole world uses bidets with the exception of Americans. It doesn’t make sense to eliminate the bidets from Europeans bathrooms. Spouse response: is that why Americans invented easy wipes? My response: laughing – of course that is why there are easy wipes, American aren’t doing anything unless it is easy. Restate sintonizzati . . .